- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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