- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Pickles are powerful

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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