Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

i like men but im not gay

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Penis

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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