OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

I was watching Fox news.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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