- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

your face

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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