when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

i have two hands.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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