- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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