- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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