GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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