I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Neither have I

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Hey Shea

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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