- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Barack Obama.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

A man walks into a bar

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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