- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

your mama's so fat... that's it

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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