- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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