- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

CFL

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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