God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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