Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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