- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!