- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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