- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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