Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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