What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

every knight i see an owl at window

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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