What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Gay republicans

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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