- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Knock knock.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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