- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

womans having rights.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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