A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Manchester City

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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