What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Justin Bieber

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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