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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Barack Obama is a good president.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler