- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Then none of us want to be right.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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