- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

What's white and black? Color blind.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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