- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

womans having rights.

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