- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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