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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Brain fart

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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