Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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Black people.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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autistic kids rock

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Wolfjob.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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