- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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