- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

A paralysed man falls over.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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