- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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