- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Want to hear a joke? No.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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