- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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