- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

i saw amango it splootered

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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