- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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