- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

My mum is called Steve

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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