- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

destiny

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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