what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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This is an anti- joke

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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