- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Hello

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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