- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asian women drivers...

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

womans having rights.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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