- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old she died

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Flowers are colors Love me

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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