What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Grace Ackerson

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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