- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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