- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

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