- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Sir, your wife is dead

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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