- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

You tell me. I have amnesia.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

I'm winning at Scrabble.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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