What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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seek beauty

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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