- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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