- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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