What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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