- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Horse.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What's long and black The unemployment line

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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