- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

rent a cops

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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