- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

womans rights...

What's worse than this That :(

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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