- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Smelly Indians.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Horse.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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