- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

pobody's nerfect

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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