Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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rent a cops

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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womans rights...

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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