Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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