WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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I'm so punny.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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