A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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Women's professional sports

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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