What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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a seal walks into a club.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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