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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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