- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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