- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

The Big Band Theory

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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