- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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