- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

rent a cops

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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