what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Robin, get in the car!

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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