- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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