- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What do you call double A's? Batteries

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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