- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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