Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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