What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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