- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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