What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

Knock Knock? Come in.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

So a bar walks into a man...

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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