- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What's up? Your time.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Knock knock.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

CHORGLUND

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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