Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

your life

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

CFL

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

j.p. is dumb

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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