why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Whats 1+1? window!

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I went to work today....

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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