- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

j.p. is dumb

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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so...um, yeah

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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