Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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