- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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