- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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