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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

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