- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

i like turtles

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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