What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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Flowers are colors Love me

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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all the kids had fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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