1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

i like turtles

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

miha kako si?

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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