- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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