Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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knock knock... ...no answer

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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