A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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ure mama's so fat

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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