- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Well this is pointless.....

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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