what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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miha kako si?

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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