"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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