- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A women left the kitchen.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

what is red and smells like paint red paint

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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