- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

there once was a black man who played basketball

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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