Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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