- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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