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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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