- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

i like turtles

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

miha kako si?

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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