yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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aodhan hearty

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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