- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

hi mom

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

your no better than a cockroach

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

dyslexics of the world untie!

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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