- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

im @ work, LOL.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

dyslexics of the world untie!

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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