Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Anti Joke

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