- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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