Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

what are you mike bibby?

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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