- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

joke under this line wins _________________________

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Where's my tractor?

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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